Understanding how metrosexual your worship leader is. (A handy guide)

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You're life may not ever be the same.

And because I know you're wondering, Josh scored a 30.  And I'm solely responsible for keeping him from being above a 50.  It's because I refuse to let him buy those black rimmed glasses.  Or designer jeans. Or a french press. Or the white belt, the hats, an Audi.  Or Vitamin Water, Nooma videos (he only has one), an iPhone, or shop at Urban Outfitters.  And I will most definitely not let him have a man bag.


Because, literally, he would have all those if I didn't stop him.


Especially the black rimmed glasses.


Rob Bell's glasses:

Paul DiMeo (Extreme Home Makeover), whose glasses Josh really wants:

See?  They're just ever-so-slightly dorkier.

I mean... metro.