We need doggie therapy.

I would like to publicly expose my dog.  He is nuts.

But I love him anyway.

Public embarrassment is the worst for him.  He hates it.  If he does something embarrassing in front of people, he will look around to see if people saw it.  The best thing to do is to look away and pretend you didn't see it.

He's sensitive like that.

But this has gotten out of control.  He's licking the bathtub.  G.R.O.S.S.  for me and him.

Yes, you've been caught, son.

And you have gotten dirty paw prints all over the tub now.

Stop licking everything!

I've checked, and doggie counseling is just too expensive.