03 January 2009

Horrible Names for your Children

Josh and I love to think about baby names (ok, well, I do, anyways!), even though we don't plan on having them for several more years. We also get a little silly most of the time, and this is what we usually end up with: a list of horrible names that no one should ever name their children. Most of them are screwed up phonetics and lots of silent letters. This was originally birthed out of the random way people spell kids' names these days, especially in western NC. It get's a little ridiculous! My mom knows a kid with an apostrophe in his name! Anywho, enjoy!

(in parenthesis is how it would be pronounced)

11) Phrainck (Frank)
10) Jackoabeh (Jacob)
9) Maurthaheh (Martha)
8) any State name in the US, or the world for that matter (with the exception of Dakota and Virginia)
7) Mattelion (Madeline)
6) Marjey (Margie)
5) Mursaihdeezh (Mercedes)
4) Fillap (Phillip)
3) 8rian or Eighdrian (Adrian)
2) Bowelfore (Balfour)

and last, but certainly not least:

1) Tioneekwah (Shanekwah-- okay, I don't know how to spell that the 'normal' way!)


And if you didn't understand any of that, then you just don't know Josh and I well enough. :)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

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