I want a giraffe!

Josh sat me down the other day and told me what he thinks our next pet should be.  I laughed before he even told me because we already have 3 pets in a 900 square foot apartment.

"Just hear me out."

"Okay."

"A giraffe."

"Okay.  I don't think it would fit."

Then he showed me this website for Sokoblovsky Farms.  Let me tell you... Petite Lap Giraffes are the cutest thing in the entire world!

Too bad they're not real.  I mean, I would totally dig having one of these cuties curled up at the foot of my bed, and I wouldn't even mind the recommended weekly bubble bath.

Pretty please, can I pretty please have one?  I would take it on walks all the time.  All. the. time.  Who wouldn't want to show off their pet giraffe?