Dear Kitty,

Dear Kitty,

You are really easy to pick on.  Really easy.  And most of the time, you just take it.

Remember Election day?

But perhaps you shouldn't ask for it quite so much anymore.  For example, the other day when you were casually laying in my bottom dresser drawer while the maintenance man was fixing our electrical outlets? And then he accidentally shut you up inside the drawer and we were all looking for you for hours?

Remember that, kitty?  Well, I'd appreciate if you didn't do stuff like that anymore.  And if you just can't resist, please at least meow every now and then so I'm not screaming "Here kitty kitty!" in the freezing cold for 20 minutes.

I'd appreciate that.

Thanks,

Susan